This is about as "corporate attire" as I get. Black pants? Okay, sure, but they're going to be all drapy and harem-like. Silk blouse? No problem, but it'll have zig-zags all over. Sunglasses? Yeah, but in a cat-eye-meets-The-Matrix kinda way. You gotta make things interesting, right?

I wore this at some point during New York Fashion Week. The big gold chains around my neck are from my aunt Shelly, who was quite the fashionista in the '70s. I found an box of her old jewelry in my parents' garage the other day. It was a wonderful moment.